Either way, your dad will never be as cool as the rest of the dads.īefore I move onto the dating aspects of this game, I gotta cover something that I found to be really touching. I know it’s a dumb complaint, but if you’re going to let me make my own character, you should at least give me a lot of customizability. Unfortunately, there’s no way to make your dad look as awesome as the other dads in this game. So that just leaves you and a bunch of other dads, and by golly, are you going to try to date the shit out of them. Since this is a normal-person game, the kids are very much kept out of the action, thankfully. You’ve just arrived at the small town of Maple Bay and discovered that everyone in town just happens to either be a child or a single dateable daddy. You start off this game by creating your character who just happens to be a daddy. Either way, this is not a smut game, but it is a fantastical masterpiece, and I am going to review the shit out of it.
Plus, there are a lot of bears in this game, and I hear those are popular in the gay community. I mean, I wouldn’t play it for gay sex scenes anyways, so I guess this is better for me, but it’s not fair on all the gay people. It hurts me that the greatest dating visual novel on Steam is gay and also not pornographic. So… there’s that.įirst thing’s first, you will not find another dating game with as much quality as this one. I have never heard of a weirder concept for a video game, and I’ve played games in which Sonic the Hedgehog romances a baby. It’s … actually quite amazing, if you like dating dads. Now, if you haven’t been living under a rock, you’ve already heard of this game. But, I am an expert on everything smut and kind of versed in romance, so I guess this falls under my domain. Every single fucking YouTuber on the planet seems to have already reviewed this thing, so I don’t know why you need me to chime in. I hope you’re all very fucking proud of yourselves.